Time for some of Greg's specialty.. Cold/Lame jokes...
There was once 3 vampires gathered together for midnight tea... One was a 10-year-old rookie vamp.. another, a 100-year-old veteran vamp.. and the third was a 1000-year-old pro vamp... Out of boredom, the pro suddenly flew off.. the rookie and the veteran were astonished by his sudden action..
After 5 minutes, the pro came back with blood in both his hands..
"What did you do?", asked the rookie...
Pointing to a nearby village, the pro said, "Do you see that village over there? I killed and sucked all the villagers dry of their blood."
Feeling challenged.. the veteran also flew off and came back 2 minutes later with his hands and mouth all covered with blood...
"What did you do?", asked the rookie...
Pointing to a nearby city, the veteran said, "Do you see that city over there? I killed and sucked all the living things dry of their blood."
Being a kiasu Singapore vampire(The other 2 were from Indonesia and Malaysia respectively), he also flew off and was back within 15 seconds with his hands, mouth and face totally drenched with blood...
"WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO!!??", exclaimed both the shocked veteran and pro...
Pointing to a nearby durian tree, the rookie said, "Do you see that big tree over there?"
Both the pro and veteran nodded..
"Well I couldn't!!", exclaimed the rookie...
